Lipstick on the pigs

Where the piggies go, so goes the poke. Market malfunctions from a fiscal flu among swine. Unelected vets debase our value in a world of trade, making paper promises fatter than the hog.

"Only a crisis in confidence" the chattering class declares, a stress test proves it. Change the game, mod the rules, a loss moves to profit.

When called to account, we're all slaughtered at the hands of Keynes.